I just went down...

to move my car so that the landlord could plow the space. I rode the elevator back up with our landlady, and I couldn't figure out why she was looking at me funny. (It was the old "do I have something on my nose?" feeling.) It wasn't until I got back to the apartment that I realized I had a dpn stuck behind my ear like a pencil.

What? Doesn't everybody stick knitting needles behind their ears?