I had a vacuum cleaner,
It really tried it's best.
A puff of smoke
It croaked,
It died,
And in a dumpster laid to rest.

I bought a brand new vacuum
(With a coupon!)
(And on sale!)
Ah, my lovely Bissell
I hope you never fail!

Your power is prodigious
With cat fur and with dust.
Promise me,
My brand new friend,
That you will never bust!

With apologies to real poets everywhere!