Left hand doesn't know what right is doing

I got a card in the mail from one of my LYS's saying (among other things) that they are having a kid's sweater designing contest and to come in for details. (Tony being the one to point out the fine print on the card so, just for future reference, It's HIS Fault!). So this morning I dump the child in the car and head out to Creative Warehouse. And of the three women working there this morning, no one had a clue as to what I was talking about! The think that it has something to do with Berroco, but otherwise were blank. I was told to call back this afternoon. We'll see.